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Can someone be vaccinated with a phonograph needle?

March 8th, 2010 by admin

I think my girlfriend might have been….she said she went and got vaccinated for the swine flu.

Is it possible? Is it safe to vaccinate someone with a phonograph needle? Is this some of that new age crap?

Please help!

Not new age, just a very old corny saying.
If someone had a reputation for talking a lot, you would say "they must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle".
Another joke was to say "I have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle and now there’s nothing wrong with my speech-my speech-my speech," imitating a cracked record.
A record was the medium old farts used to listed to their music on, before cassettes, CDs, MP3s and whatever comes next.
Now I feel very old and have to lie down for a while.

2 Responses to “Can someone be vaccinated with a phonograph needle?”

  1. #1
    Tara662
    March 8th, 2010 3:25 pm

    Impossible.
    There is no swine flu vaccination yet.

    Your girlfriend is pulling your chain.
    References :

  2. #2
    shonoel
    March 8th, 2010 4:09 pm

    Not new age, just a very old corny saying.
    If someone had a reputation for talking a lot, you would say "they must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle".
    Another joke was to say "I have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle and now there’s nothing wrong with my speech-my speech-my speech," imitating a cracked record.
    A record was the medium old farts used to listed to their music on, before cassettes, CDs, MP3s and whatever comes next.
    Now I feel very old and have to lie down for a while.
    References :

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